Thursday, January 22, 2009

What to do if you're blue...

Are you anxious about the current state of affairs? Do things seem to be going totally wrong? Are you in a funk that you can't get out of? Have you been convinced that the world will end in 2012?

Here's what you do:

Go to In-n-Out and buy yourself a shake. I like mine Neapolitan (all 3 flavors swirled together) but the flavor is irrelevant.

Find a quiet place, enjoy your shake, and pray about everything that is bothering you.

When you finish your shake, read the scripture that you find on the bottom of the cup. You'll feel better. Now that's quality you can taste...


Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Video Cameras Are Fun


So I know Adam posted this days ago, but I figure this video should be on my blog too.  I think Jeff said it right when he mentioned that a video camera and a group of guys can make you feel sixteen again.  Just in the goofy, tomfoolery, dorky kind of way.  Like when you almost got kicked out of Wal-Mart for carrying around a four-foot fish pillow.  Ok, so that's only me. Here's what happens when I get a day off, go mountain biking with friends, and decide to bring the family camcorder...

Friday, January 9, 2009

Suckitup-ism

The death of capitalism is really starting to irk me, and tonight Glenn Beck really set me straight.  As a selfish youth I never really cared if the rich got richer, the poor got poorer, and the middle class went one way or the other.  Then I had kids.  Now I want to vomit when I notice we are selling out the next generation of Americans to prevent large companies from failing.  

Seriously, where do I sign up for such special privileges?  If you mis-manage a business, can't turn a profit, or produce a desirable product you are supposed to fail.  The "invisible hand" of the "free market" is not supposed to be swayed by government intervention.  With a federal budget deficit now expressed in trillions (as in $1,000,000,000,000.00) where are we getting all this money for GM, AIG, and the others.  Do we really have to rely on the same knuckleheads who can't balance a budget to get us out of this mess?

In a way, we asked for it.  Lehman Bros. financed most of the country's railroads in the 1800's.  On the verge of boarding up the windows, they asked for a bailout.  The welfare check never came in the mail and they became the largest bankruptcy in American history.  Everyone freaks out and starts selling everything.  MSNBC has reporters on Wall St. waiting for it to rain stockbrokers.  The markets plummet, Suze Orman starts saying I told you so, and Congress starts the bread lines for ailing companies as if they had no choice.  Someone had to call the bluff, and AIG is glad it wasn't them.

Meanwhile, the NY Yankees spent enough money on 3 free agents in the off season to buy 25% of General Motors stock.  Obviously things aren't that bad.  We just have to see if there is any ROI come October...

Anyways, many have criticized the bailouts as a new deal of socialism.  I tend to agree, but instead of walking a certain party's line, or drinking Joy Behar's Kool-Aid I decided to come up with my own kind of socialism.  I call it Suckitup-ism.  Because that's what we should do - suck it up.  Of course we should all suck it up together and that's where the socialism is tied in.  Let's all collectively be a little more self-reliant.  I'd rather grow my own vegetables and walk to work than make my children pay because some CEO slept through his MBA classes.

Let's not look to Sacramento and Washington to bail us out.  Sacramento is going to send out I.O.U.'s and Washington has so far only sent out hope.  I already have plenty of politicians to "represent" me and make decisions on my behalf.  Instead of waiting for them to come through let's all look within and to each other for help, encouragement, and hope.  After all, the cell is the building block of the body and it's Americans that make America.  I can't stop the tail from wagging the dog, but maybe Suckitup-ism will keep the dog from pulling its hair out.

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Neap Tide or Spring Tide?

"After all, you only find out who is swimming naked when the tide goes out."

Warren Buffet in his
2001 Chairman's Letter to the shareholder's of Berkshire Hathaway.

This quote was shared with me during this year's Christmas Eve dinner. Regrettably, the context of the Christmas Eve conversation was the economy. Buffett's quote was speaking, as best as I can discern, about the economy (particularly insurance) in a post- 9/11 world. His wit or wisdom, you decide, is just as applicable today.

The recent economic downturn has pulled the drain on everybody's bathtub. It doesn't matter if you own a house, the trickle-down of the Wall St. implosion is large enough to make anyone look down and check to see if they're wearing skivies.

I've enjoyed the quote only because I've been swimming naked since my sister co-signed a credit card for me at 18. But for everyone else's sake, I have plans to put on clothes very soon. I just hope, again for everyone else's sake, that the outgoing tide is a neap tide not a spring tide. That could be embarrassing because I'm swimming with a sea of people.  (I can't believe English teachers used to mark me down for mixing metaphors...)

Maybe next year we won't have to talk about it. That would be nice.